Doberman's dock their tails in order to get that fashionable stubby Manx appeal. |
There are many myths about the magnificent and immortal Manx
breed. The Manx cat is a natural breed, even if later methods of selective
breeding were used to establish a breed standard and ensure optimal health for
the breed. The Manx breed is though to have evolved on the Isle of Mann. This
is an island that the sits between England
and Ireland in the Irish Sea .
The Manx cats’ original ancestors may have come from tailless
cats that are native to Norway .
There is no natural breed of cats that lived on the Island . Vikings who visited the Island
left some tailless cat’s .later the Norwegian cats cross breed with cats brought
by other peoples settling the island. On this Island
which is only 13 miles long, these tailless cats probably bred with the British
Shorthair. Trading ships from all over Europe visited the Island so other cat
breeds may have been introduced to the Island
Sable suspects a stupid mutt shut the door on his ancestors tail. |
Now one can say with certainty that the origins of the Manx
for many take on biblical proportions once you get past their arrival on the Island . We all know that Manx as the most dignified breed
of cat , they do not scurry about like rodent like chihuahuas nor do they
meander like obese bassets.
Manx travel at a steady yet regal pace worthy of their
superior position in nature. A regal Manx cat couple was late to Noah’s ark.
Noah did not appreciate their fashionably late arrival. The non chalet male Sir
Sable, just whipped his exceptionally beautiful tail about and sighed, “If you let
us aboard this um abysmal craft, I mean aboriginal craft (for it was not a pampered
pet Disney cruise, with steerage for the lowlier beasts) I will catch mice for you
(translation I will get some dumb dog to do it).’’ Sir Sable and his lady fair did
not notice the water rushing towards the door. In a slighty regal run, they sauntered
towards the door and Noah “accidently” severed the regal Manx tail.
Instead of becoming depressed about the loss of his gorgeous
tail the mesmeric Manx, made it a fashion statement, that demure Doberman’s would
copy by having their tails “docked”. Many breeds of dogs try to gain that Manx appeal
by docking their common doggy tails.
Sable added some “oral history” to the biblical account. Sable
said that a demon dog dust ball named “Nigel”, for the spiritual darkness he represented
‘ate” this true account of the origin of the Manx. It that was skillfully recorded by
biblical scribes but then tragically eaten by a devil dog named Nigel.This is why the tale or lack there of is not recorded in our present
day canon of sacred text.
English: Manx cat, Maughold churchyard A very friendly 'stumpy' cat which took pleasure in accompanying visitors round the gravestones. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) This Manx personal sacred mission is to have Manx once again take their proper place in the Anglican canon of sacred text. |
This writer has doubts about the authenticity of this tall
or shall we say at least stubby tale of the tragic loss of the biblical Manx
tail. The last part may be of particular suspicion. Sable calls the affenpinscher
chihuahua mix Nigel the Dust Bunny Dog, usually
after he has accidently consumed some of Sable’s food. Now while it is true
that every day is a bad hair day for this poor beast, Nigel points out he was
not born until 2006 and could not have chewed up any sacred ancient texts.
Being a celtic cat... Sable has been known to tell a wee tale about a tail he never had when literally consuming the hair of the dog he bit with a lot of catnip. |