Monday, June 8, 2020

UNCANNY FRIENDSHIP AND BRAVERY: Octavius The Urban Beagle

UNCANNY FRIENDSHIP AND BRAVERY

    Octavius playing Hide and Seek with Chuckles the Chipmunk 

Have you ever sat in the park and look around at the people moving? You see people in ones or twos or even a whole family smilingtalking, and laughing while enjoying the calmness of the park. Has it ever crossed your mind when you see two dissimilar people enjoying each other's company about how they met? How were they able to form the friendship and what binds them together? But The real story, in the endwas the impressive urban beagle who risked his life daily to protect his home from humans from the dark underbelly of the city. 

The world is a beautiful place. It contains magic, one we cannot see with our eyes but exists around us. It could be that smile that a total stranger flashes at you when you're going through a bad day or even the little child that comes up to you to hold your hand in the grocery store when you stumble. Those little things which may not be significant to you are the magic that the universe blesses us with.

Webster woke up that morning a little grumpy. He had lot of stress getting Luke to tell the story of a brave warhorse. Luke didn't budge and no matter the promises Webster made, the horse kept a long face and bent his ears backward in apparent malice. Webster was even more surprised when his owner packed him and a basket.

"Oh, dear... Today can't get any worse."The grumpy cat meowed.

Webster enjoyed the drive. The highway was full of cars and a couple of vans with beautiful paintings. It hadn't taken Webster long before he brought out his camera and began capturing the imagery. He was slowly leaving the farm into a world full of cars and people and buildings that almost touched the sky. It was a trip that opened up his mind and broadened his horizon. It was the trip to the neighborhood called Logan Park. 

Pictures after pictures clicked as Webster worked on his camera. He would go back home and show Harvard the pictures. If only Harvey the chihuahua photographer hadn't gone to see the barn cats. Now he's missed on the trip and will have to do with just pictures, Webster mused.

The neighborhood was a beautiful one. The people he thought he would see in twos appeared in tens with everyone having a destination as they walked about with focus. A click here and a click there before Webster returned the camera and settled down to a short nap.

"We're there..."

Webster heard his human owner say. As his eyes flipped open, it fell on the camera. The last image was of a dog flying over an edge carried by an eagle. He had seen the image on the side of a van and had taken a shot of it. The door of the car flew open to show Webster a different world.

"Wow..." was all the cat managed as he hopped down from the car with his camera dangling from his neck? His waist pouch that contained his writing pad was bounded securely to him. The scenery was beautiful as wildflowers covered half-fourth of the yard. Webster didn't think it much for his flowers meant weed and weed needs to be uprooted. 

"Out of the way..."

Webster limped nimbly to the aside. Two dogs, a Siberian Husky and a Labrador Retriever chased themselves. Webster continued walking taking in all the amazing details while shooting pictures of dogsdifferent breeds playing together and of cats cooling off under shades.

"Come on, I won you in the last race!"

The voice prompted Webster to turn to his side. He just couldn't readily place the voice, so it heightened his curiosity. He waited to see which of the animals roaming around had such a sonorous voice. He didn't have to wait long before a beagle burst out through the thicket at the end of the park.

"Oh... Well, he sure has a lovely voice."Webster said as he took one shot of the newcomer and turned to be on his way.

"Wait for me! You keep deceiving me with your endless supply of crackers. I should have won this particular race."

The voice stopped Webster in his tracks. He turned around and sure enough, the voice wasn't from the beagle, it was from someone rather surprising; a chipmunk. Hold up, Webster said to himself as he watched with keen interest. The chipmunk walked up to the beagle and dropped crackers in front of him. 

"Next time you're coming on a race, can you leave these snacks behind at the house? Gave me a hard time concentrating."

"Okay Chuckles, I will do just that. Put it in the record though, I outran you three times already.The beagles retorted as he wagged his tail.

"Oh yeah? I want to see you pry the thickest thickets with me.Chuckles the chipmunk said as he dashed off.

The beagle stood wagging his tail and counting up to ten when Webster interrupted him.

"Hello... Uhm... That chipmunk..."







Chuckles The Chip Munk


"You mean Chuckles? Oh, that's my best friend." The beagle cut through Webster's question.

"That's... Well, I lack the words for it. My name is Webster. I own the blog is The Catnip Note. I am a blogger and I put up interesting stories plus photographs of animals that have distinguished themselves." Webster quickly introduced himself.

"I'm Octavius Came to the park with my owner. She's over there with the others. I'm having a little bit of fun with my best friend Chuckles."Octavius said as he stretched his paw.

Webster raised his camera and took three more shots of Octavius. He was about to move on when it occurred to him. The picture of a beagle and a chipmunk running side by side isn't one you see every day. There must have been a story. He paused in his strides and faced Octavius. Webster 's owner meets up with her friend in a place called Logan Square Dog park. 

Webster was beginning to think that Chicago was not much different from the area he was from just more organized. The dogs did not play in open fields with weeds that he had heard here was known as urban landscaping and natural greenspace. Here they played in an organized space called a dog park. It was near a place near Buck Town. Webster knew all the does and bucks in his neck of the woods well lived in the woods. Here the deer Webster surmised lived in houses in a town of their own. Webster wished he could see that, but he was here to interview an Urban beagle about his quest for a friend.


Still, the male humans were odd here. They looked like lumberjacks but carried no axes. Instead many carried small paper bags that contained something called beard oil from a shop called The Beard Brothers Organic Locally Sourced Bread Oil. It was odd because those without a knit cap had things called "man buns" on their head. 


Very Scary Hipsters At Dog Park

While Webster was wandering around the park, he noticed the humans here discussed farming and composting. Webster was a little confused when he heard an urban farmer with a small Yorkie dog wearing a 'grateful dead" tee-shirt call eating cheese murder. Mostly these folks walked around with headphones that Octavious told Webster were called Walkman. 


" Who are these strange lumberjack farmers? Webster exclaimed.

"They are called hipsters and they are everywhere. Part of my job as a brave smoothed brained urban hound dog is to keep those dangerous humans from entering my yard. My humans give me extra treats every time I chase them off from lingering in front of our house."  the brave beagle said wearily.

 "The boys in the house say they are very annoying. I not sure what annoying hipsters do but I am sure it is horrible. I have heard they have 'gentrified" some neighborhoods. Well, as long as I am on the job, there will be none of that foolishness on my street."  Octavius spoke the truth as all seasoned warriors do.



Webster was truly impressed by the bravery against the Hipsters who murdered by forcing others to eat cheese.

"I should apologize to you. I didn't plan this but here we are. How did you become friends with Chuckles the chipmunk? "Webster asked slowly.

"Oh, Chuckles? I found him one day and brought him home."

"Your story... That's where it started."Webster asked as he looked at the words he had written on his pad. It was a tad too short.

"Oh no, it didn't start there. There's a badge of bravery affixed to my chest by my owner. She says I am a brave smooth brained dog. I would seat in the front porch and bark at other peopleyou knowstrangers that aren't in a hurry to leave the front of the house. I protected the house this way and didn't let strangers in.

Octavius started his story. It was the same moment Chuckles returned wearing a grumpy look on his face. Webster only smiled. He had put a pause to their game and fun.

"There's this strange evil device inside the house. Oh, how much I hate it. I kept visitors away from it because when they sit on itit rocks and shakes them so hard. They call it a recliner. Phew! I did my best and earned my rewards. But you seeI was one lonely dog. When there is no one passing in front of the house or any guest visitingI was always on my own. Octavius looked sober as he narrated this part.

"Why?" Webster found himself asking.

"My owner wasn't always around. She has to work you know and her sonsall grown up leave the house all the time so it's mostly quiet. I would try to play a game with myself but then, there was no way I could play fetch alone. So I went out in search of a friend."

"A friend that will always be there." Chuckles chipped in. He was already enjoying the story.

"Yeah, a friend that will always be there. I saw them but they weren't ready. The first person I met was Rondell the rat who lives under the front stoop. He said he was going to be my friend and boy was I glad. But something happened as he went through a catalog given to him from some Rats Union he belonged to in the city. Unfortunately, beagles weren't on the list of those he could associate with." Octavius continued.

"Now that's ridiculous!" Webster said with a look of wonderment on his face





The superhero Pawnshop Huskie

" Then there was Conrad the raccoon that raided the garbage. He said I have to follow her every day for garbage hunting. Parnell the possum which roams the community garden in the church wanted me to babysit her litters. And oh, Haughty Huskie said he was too busy advertising superhero prices on a red cape strapped around him for the pawnshop to spare a minute to be my friend. Octavius sounded sad.

"And then he found me one day under a wildflower hiding from the rain. He brought me home and hid me in the bookcase close to the fireplace to keep me warm. He went on to get or more of sneaking grapes and gluten-free crackers from the kitchen to me because I was hungry. We became the best of friends after that. Now we run, play, and go in search of wildflowers whenever everyone leaves the house. That my friend is friendship.Chuckles the chipmunk completed the story.

Webster was at loss for what to say. He just held onto his camera and took shot after shot of the beagle and his best friend, the chipmunk.

The end...

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Harvey's Eggcellent Easter









Harvey's Eggcellent Easter

Sometimes things happen to show us how easy it is for us to misjudge something. It will teach us a lesson to look before we leap. Some of these lessons are beautiful memories that we hold onto because they made us discover the joy in nature and in being at par with its many wonderful surprises. Harvey didn't know any of these. His routine on the farm since Webster traveled each day was to wake up, arm himself with a camera and go outside to take pictures. There are days he would just sit all by himself and begin to paint beautiful pictures in his head.









"Wonderful! Tell me more."

Harvey jumped out of the momentary reverie he had entered. He was sitting under the shade of the barn with his camera when he heard Luke's voice.

"Easy big guy..." Diesel's voice cut through.

"Common, you don't start up a story and leave it halfway. I need to hear the rest of it." Luke protested.

Harvey smiled. The little chihuahua apart from daydreaming has been a little bit worried about his next story. He wanted to write something different, something magical that will bring out the pictures he has in his head. His two ears stood at its end as he wagged his tail slightly. One thing is being a blogger's assistant, another is listening to stories as it keeps his imagination sparking with pictures to match the words.

"Well, the rabbit didn't know where he kept the egg. The egg that had taken him a lot of magic to create. He went from the Northpole to the Southpole looking for it. He didn't know if the terrible minions had taken it or not." 
Diesel paused dramatically. 

"More!" Harvey and Luke said in unison.

"Oh, you're here to Harvey. How is the blog going? Did you come for an interview?" Luke asked twisting his snort.

"No I did not. I was listening to a story. If you don't mind Luke, can we allow Tugboat finish the story?"

Harvey said tapping his right paw impatiently on the ground.

"Byron the Easter Bunny didn't find the egg. Nobody knew where it was but legend has it that a prophecy had gone forth. The egg would be found someday in a manger surrounded by straw. Its golden shell shall reflect the light into the eyes of the chosen one who finds it."

Harvey smiled deeply as his mind drifted from the story. What if this was no ordinary story and the egg actually existed? The thought ran amok in his head.

"The egg exists and it will be found soon. Where and when is what the prophecy didn't say. It may be tonight, it could be tomorrow but whoever finds the egg should keep the egg because there's magic in it."

Harvey didn't know when he let out a bark in excitement. He could see the full picture already; he, Harvey, tending to the egg with all of its magic inside.

"Do you have a story yet?"

The voice was crystal clear. It was Webster's voice in his head.

"Good gracious... Luke, do you want an interview? I need to put something up tonight. What ya say?" Harvey looked up to Luke who nodded in return.
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"Phew... The end..." Webster clicked the send button. He looked at the picture of Luke again on the computer. There, standing all majestic with his mane flowing in the wind is the horse with a magnificent smile. 

A flash of lightning and a clap of thunder sent the whole farmhouse into darkness. Webster thought he heard a noise coming from the barn. He sighed as he stood up and made his way towards the barn. As he entered into the barn, another flash of lightning dashed across the sky. From the corner of his eyes, the light caught him. Harvey turned around to see it as it was in the prophecy. An egg, big and golden sitting alone in a manger with straws around it.

"The Easter Egg!" Harvey had to prevent himself from barking in excitement. He looked at the egg and all the memories and pictures Diesel's words painted in the story came back to him. He walked slowly to the egg until his nose nudged it.

"Wow... The egg is mine to keep with all of the magic in it." Harvey said to himself. He touched the egg with his left paw. A cracking sound filled the barn.

"Oh no..." Harvey whispered but it was too late. His left paw was right in the face of a golden duckling.

"Mama... Maama!" The little duckling quacked as it shook the remaining pieces of shell from its body.

"No... No... No... I'm not. My name is Har..."

"Maama..."







The duckling moved to the edge of the manger. Harvey had no choice. The duckling had imprinted on him and there was no way he could shake it off. So off he went with the golden duckling back to the farmhouse. Since Webster wasn't around, the duckling will share the cot with Harvey. 














The following morning saw Harvey and his camera taking shots of the duckling as he moved around creating memories. The other animals knew what happened Diesel had a mischievous look in her eyes while Luke had his mouth opened in awe. The Easter Bunny is real and has given the magic of looking over a young one from a different family to Harvey.

"Do all your Easter stories come to pass?" Luke asked  Diesel in a loud whisper but Diesel only laughed.

It was the afternoon of that day that Gloria the duck came running to Harvey. The other farm animals had told her of him and his strange Easter present. Duck and duckling were reunited while Harvey learned a lifelong lesson.

Magic is everywhere, even in the most exaggerated stories. They make our hearts open to wanting to accept others thereby sparking our magic tale.

The end... 

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

More Manx Lore or Why Dobermans Dock Their Tails




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Doberman's dock their tails in order to get that fashionable stubby Manx appeal.

There are many myths about the magnificent and immortal Manx breed. The Manx cat is a natural breed, even if later methods of selective breeding were used to establish a breed standard and ensure optimal health for the breed. The Manx breed is though to have evolved on the Isle of Mann. This is an island that the sits between England and Ireland in the Irish Sea.

The Manx cats’ original ancestors may have come from tailless cats that are native to Norway. There is no natural breed of cats that lived on the Island.  Vikings who visited the Island left some tailless cat’s .later the Norwegian cats cross breed with cats brought by other peoples settling the island. On this Island which is only 13 miles long, these tailless cats probably bred with the British Shorthair. Trading ships from all over Europe visited the Island so other cat breeds may have been introduced to the Island

Sable suspects a stupid mutt shut the door on his ancestors tail.





Now one can say with certainty that the origins of the Manx for many take on biblical proportions once you get past their arrival on the Island. We all know that Manx as the most dignified breed of cat , they do not scurry about like rodent like chihuahuas nor do they meander like obese bassets.

Manx travel at a steady yet regal pace worthy of their superior position in nature. A regal Manx cat couple was late to Noah’s ark. Noah did not appreciate their fashionably late arrival. The non chalet male Sir Sable, just whipped his exceptionally beautiful tail about and sighed, “If you let us aboard this um abysmal craft, I mean aboriginal craft (for it was not a pampered pet Disney cruise, with steerage for the lowlier beasts) I will catch mice for you (translation I will get some dumb dog to do it).’’ Sir Sable and his lady fair did not notice the water rushing towards the door. In a slighty regal run, they sauntered towards the door and Noah “accidently” severed the regal Manx tail.


Instead of becoming depressed about the loss of his gorgeous tail the mesmeric Manx, made it a fashion statement, that demure Doberman’s would copy by having their tails “docked”. Many breeds of dogs try to gain that Manx appeal by docking their common doggy tails.

Sable added some “oral history” to the biblical account. Sable said that a demon dog dust ball named “Nigel”, for the spiritual darkness he represented ‘ate” this true account of the origin of the Manx. It that was skillfully recorded by biblical scribes but then tragically eaten by a devil dog named Nigel.This is why the tale or lack there of is not recorded in our present day canon of sacred text.

English: Manx cat, Maughold churchyard A very ...
English: Manx cat, Maughold churchyard A very friendly 'stumpy' cat which took pleasure in accompanying visitors round the gravestones. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) This Manx personal sacred mission is to have Manx once again take their proper place in the Anglican canon of sacred text.







This writer has doubts about the authenticity of this tall or shall we say at least stubby tale of the tragic loss of the biblical Manx tail. The last part may be of particular suspicion. Sable calls the affenpinscher  chihuahua mix Nigel the Dust Bunny Dog, usually after he has accidently consumed some of Sable’s food. Now while it is true that every day is a bad hair day for this poor beast, Nigel points out he was not born until 2006 and could not have chewed up any sacred ancient texts.











 Is this the ancient text eaten by the devil dust bunny dog?
Being a celtic cat... Sable has been known to tell a wee tale about a tail he never had when literally consuming the hair
of the dog he bit with a lot of catnip.
Nigel denies eating any sacred Anglican Manx Scripture. He points out he is Lutheran .

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Don't Let Your Beagle Name The Baby Manx Frumpy Rumpy

Picture of a sleeping "Rumpy" Manx cat.
Picture of a sleeping "Rumpy" Manx cat. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
A longy (and rare all-white) Manx female.
A longy (and rare all-white) Manx female. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
English: This cat was named Minus as a nicknam...
English: This cat was named Minus as a nickname for Minus-Tail. She is a Manx and mother to: Beatrice, Dante, Beatrice 1 week, and alternative picture :This is obviously a "riser" Manx, not a "rumpy". She has a bit of cartilage at the end of the spine causing a tail bump (though not a full stump) to rise from the back. — SMcCandlish [talk] [cont] ‹(-¿-)› 04:06, 15 October 2011 (UTC) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
SWAT Kats Season 2 title card, featuring T-Bon...
SWAT Kats Season 2 title card, featuring T-Bone, Razor, and the Turbokat (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
If you have gotten a Manx kitten from the breeder and they have papers you are best to stick to the name on the paper. If you however, are not showing the cat then feel free to name your Manx. The most obvious Manx names would have to do with the Manx not having much of a tail.  Names like Bob, Stubby, Stubbing, and Rumpy, are obvious choices. Another way to go would be to give your Manx a Manx version of a good Celtic name.  Here are some suggestions.



BLAANID   f   Manx
Manx form of BLÁTHNAT
BREESHEY   f   Manx
Manx form of BRIDGET
EALISAID   f   Manx
Manx form of ELIZABETH
EAN   m   Manx
Manx form of JOHN
ILLIAM   m   Manx
Manx form of WILLIAM
JUAN   m   Spanish, Manx
Spanish and Manx form of Iohannes ( JOHN)
MARGAID   f   Manx
Manx form of MARGARET
MOIRREY   f   Manx
Manx form of MARY
PAAIE   f   Manx
Manx form of PEGGY
PHERICK   m   Manx
Manx form of PATRICK
VOIRREY   f   Manx
Vocative form of MOIRREY

You can also give your Manx a famous name. Manx themselves tend to be inclined to Diva behavior and most will enjoy a famous name . Below is a list of names that might appeal to your star struck Manx.  This list is not exhaustive and was taken from Wikipedia.




Bluebeard, from the German animated film Felidae (1994)

Gordon from the American animated TV series Catscratch (2005–2007)

Ma Manx, matriarch of a crime gang in the children's novel Rex Tabby: Cat Detective by Daniel Kirk (2004, ISBN 978-0-439-45286-1)

Mac Manc McManx, a recurring guest character in the American daily comic strip Get Fuzzy (1999–present)

Mayor Manx from the American animated TV series SWAT Kats (1993–1995)

Manx, the antagonist to Slimer, of Slimer! and the Real Ghostbusters (1988–1991)
Manx Cat, the antagonist for the bulk of Paul Gallico's children's novel Manxmouse: The Mouse 

Who Knew No Fear (1968, ISBN 978-0-698-10237-8) and the 1979 Japanese anime based on it
Manx McCatty from Christopher Reed's children's book The Big Scratch (1988, ISBN 978-0-345-35391-7)
Marco the Manx from Joann Roe's series of children's books, Fisherman Cat (1988, ISBN 978-0-931551-02-4), Castaway Cat (1989, ISBN 978-0-931551-03-1), Alaska Cat (1990, ISBN 978-0-931551-05-5) and Samurai Cat (1993, ISBN 978-0-931551-08-6)

Max from Adam Whitmore's "Max the Cat" 1986 series of children's books, Max Leaves Home (ISBN 978-0-382-09243-5), Max in America (ISBN 978-0-382-09244-2), Max in India (ISBN 978-0-382-09245-9) and Max in Australia (ISBN 978-0-382-09246-6)

Mika, title character of the children's book Mika the Manx Cat by D. M. Hart (2012, ISBN 978-0-61567-18-95)

Narrator, an orange Manx, in the children's book The Cats of Grand Central by Laura Archibald, illustrated by Garner Beckett (2003, ISBN 978-0-9730951-0-4)

Olaf, protagonist of Olaf Comes Home by Kathy Dollina Creamer (2001, ISBN 978-1-873120-15-6), a children's book modeled on "The Ugly Duckling"

Raffles, Bernie Rhodenbarr's Manx cat in Lawrence Block's "Burglar" series of mystery novels, first appearing in The Burglar Who Traded Ted Williams (1994, ISBN 978-0-525-93807-1)

Stimpson "Stimpy" J. Cat, one of the two main characters of the American animated TV series The Ren and Stimpy Show (1991–1996)

Tiara Boobowski was planned to be a Manx cat character in Sonic the Hedgehog game Sonic X-Treme but the game was cancelled.

Do not let your dog name your Manx or they will end up with a name like Grumpy Rumpy, Baldly Butt, or Stupid Stumpy.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

The Manx Who Loved Naptime and Cookies




Cats with tails can teach as well, but they are not nearly as good as telling tales as a Manx is. It is over compensation for not having a tail.





Another famous Manx is Bob the Pre-school Cat. A urban stray this knew that no toddler or adult could not love  his Manx personality. Bob knew that small children drop lots of goodies on the floor at snack time.

Being a round fellow he knew he could teach any child shapes much better than a bouncing ball. Bob adopted the preschool and was loved by the staff, parents, and children. Being an equal opportunity moocher Manx, oh I mean feline devoted to early education for children, Bob the preschool cat did not play favorites or ignore anyone who wanted his attention. Bob unconditionally interacted with the children and was a greatly loved by his students.

The life of Bob was documented in a book Bob the Preschool Cat: A Biography of an Urban Manx Cat by E. Romayne Hertweck, 2009. This book is a great read for kids, and it is apparent Bob was a very proper and polite Manx ( what Manx is’nt ). He never tried to eat the classroom guinea pig or promised the children a A  plus in finger painting by bribing them for tuna.. Sable .like Bob appreciates small children too., but only because the usally have something tasty stuck on their faces and often smell like milk. This book contains photographs and is a wonderful book for a child starting preschool or any Manx admirer.

Sunday, September 28, 2014

The Only Tale The Immortal Manx Hasl


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Sable on his 21st Birthday
Sable on his 21st Birthday
Source: Charles Hand
My immortal Manx is a funny cat
He looks really good in a St. Patty’s Hat

He came into the world of St. Patty’s Day
He runs a herd of misfits
Without anything but tuna for pay!

Sable and a past member of the herd!
Sable and a past member of the herd!
Source: Charles Hand

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His Tomming Days Over
Neighbors claim Loki he bred
But Loki has a long tail I said!
Being a Superior Cat from the Isle of Mann
He raised Loki as his own and taught him to beg
For the magic Tuna Can!

Sable and Son
Sable and Son
This Cat May Be A Celtic King!
For His breakfast At 5 am he always sings.
And if you ever wish to sleep tuna you will
Bring
Never sit in his chair!
He will push you off of it with his round Manx head
With little care!

Sometimes he wants milk with his Tuna!
Sometimes he wants milk with his Tuna!
Source: Charles Hand
Sable the Manx does not have a manly name!
But he never met a dog he could not back down
Just the same!
Sable the Manx in a panic he never gets.
Slow and cool he has been since he drew breath!
Tail envy he has never suffered
For Cool Cat stand above all those
Long Tailed Others!